Vampire Fishing

Hey, you, divine caster of the holy fishing line. I need your help, see the locale populous has a pesky vampiric night terror that they so desperately wish t' be rid of, and you seem like you're good enough with a rod to be of some help. It shan't be too much of a hassle, especially for someone of your skill level. I'd say there's about a page exactly of instructions, that should give you everything you need to know. It'd be mighty nice of you to Go Fishin' for some holy relics and deal with that Vampire infestation we've been combattin'. 

No I'm afraid we can't offer you any help, this here is a solo experience. That means you'll need about thirty or so odd minutes, the materials you'd usually use to "Go Fish," a couple of six sided dice, and some paper to plot out your fishin' grounds and take some notes. Towns folk won't be happy if they don't know exactly how you took out that creature, plus every fisherman likes to tell good ol' tall tales of their catch. Be sure to embellish it.

Good Luck and Go Fish, old friend.